Need a laugh?

This is from an email that my friend Kendra sent me. Really cute.

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Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Mary go to the map and find North America.
MARY: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Mary.
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TEACHER: Angie, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
ANGIE: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Billie, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
BILLIE: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BILLIE: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Popie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
POPIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Nancy, why do you always get so dirty?
NANCY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Norman, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
NORMAN: I is..
TEACHER: No, Norman..... Always say, 'I am.'
NORMAN: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
EDDIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Gloria, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
GLORIA: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Leroy , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
LEROY: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Joey, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JOEY: A teacher